Food Is My Emergency Contact. - Scented Soy Candle, 9oz Gift-Ready Candle each 9oz candle offers 50-60

each 9oz candle offers 50-60 hours of cozy ambiance and the warm glow of your best (or most questionable) life choices

It looks elegant on a shelf and quietly implies you are both interesting and deeply unserious

The Bite Me candle is made for sarcastic friends

100% Soy Candle

Funny gifts feel risky—this one isn’t

Food Is My Emergency Contact. - Scented Soy Candle, 9oz Gift-Ready Candle each 9oz candle offers 50-60When Hunger Strikes, Let the Candle Burn Infused with immersive aromas and a generous dose of humor, its perfect for setting the mood while waiting for takeout, sipping your coffee, or valiantly resisting the urge to raid the pantry. Made with a 100% natural soy wax blend and a cotton wick, each 9oz candle offers 50 60 hours of cozy ambiance and the warm glow of your best (or most questionable) life choices. Best of all, our eco friendly, non toxic