Stressed To Death Sweatshirt Size:2XL White retro badge text reads

White retro badge text reads "LEARN Pyrokinesis FOR YOUR KITTIES" with a blue and teal cat walking through yellow and orange flames

with dark green text reading "A Dirty Hoe Is A Happy Hoe" and orange text reading "And Other Tips

Rendered in green

70s-inspired typography throughout

Retro groovy lettering reads "Well F*ck It I’m Going Shopping" in black ink arched above and below the cat

Stressed To Death Sweatshirt Size:2XL White retro badge text readsYoure not aging. Youre just slowly becoming the version of yourself that scares cashiers into not asking if you found everything okay. The mirror knows. You know. Lets just agree to stop looking. The Details: Green dripping horror text reading "STRESSED TO" above white horror text reading "DEATH," featuring a vintage woman with orange and auburn hair in a pink top looking into a hand mirror that reflects a skull. Rendered in green, white, orange, and