Half Ass Jingler Sweatshirt cowgirl That’s a holiday utility

That’s a holiday utility

hand-drawn holiday aesthetic

Now imagine the audacity of a man in a velvet suit saying it

All artwork is printed in soft pink ink with a vintage marquee aesthetic

Some of us are just out here protecting our peace and our grammar

Half Ass Jingler Sweatshirt cowgirl That’s a holiday utilityYou put on one earring, called it festive, and poured wine by noon. Thats not laziness. Thats efficiency. Youre doing the holidays at exactly the effort level they deserve. The Details: A donkey wearing jingle bells and a Santa hat in red and green ink with text reading "HALF ASS JINGLER." The Fit & Fabric: Style: Classic Unisex fit (crewneck). Material: 8. 0 oz warm fleece (50 50 cotton polyester blend). Feel: Made with air jet spun yarn for a softer