The Stupidest Timeline Tee Size:XL

The Stupidest Timeline Tee Size:XLIf you're reading this then you're stuck in this, the stupidest of all possible timelines, here with me. It sucks. There are a million small things that directed us to this timeline where a clown in orange makeup has convinced a bunch of dummies that giving their money and their rights to billionaires is worth it because they are uncomfortable that trans people exist and that some people speak languages that they never bothered learning. I feel like

Even if you're openly racist (if so

a big dude

Fun fact: our print shop is in the same building where they filmed the moon landing

Just resting your eyes for a bit and sick of strangers poking you to see whether or not you're still alive

Not only are you a caring and giving person

I went to Acadia National Park in Maine and I came back with too many t-shirts with lobsters on them

I still have a mask of Huracán Ramírez that has brought me more joy in life than anything from a big box store

Eye of the tiger

I wish I would have had a way to fit in without having to know anything or really do much of anything

Zechariah 7:10

You can't really keep wearing the shirt and explain that you thought they were funny before you realized they were hunting humans for sport

Actually designing one seems pretty complicated