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How much avocado toast do I need to trade in to afford to buy a home and get out of the predatory corporate renting cycle

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Refusing to speak up when a colleague murders an innocent person under the guise of authority isn't being a "good cop

Maybe focus on building a society that helps you

Let people know that you prefer brightly colored animated characters of the swearing variety and would have preferred that Simba drop an f bomb here and there

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