Hail Santa Tee Size:L White script lettering reads "Nothing

White script lettering reads "Nothing For You Whore" alongside a vintage colorful winking Santa face with white star accents

holding a smoking pistol with a small figure flying off the barrel

You peaked the day you realized you could combine your horse girl energy with the holidays

You have a brick and a very specific plan for the fungal apocalypse

Black retro script reading "Thick Thighs & Spooky Vibes" alongside a curvy orange-haired pin-up witch in a black dress

Hail Santa Tee Size:L White script lettering reads "NothingYour holiday spirit is less jingle bells and more blast beats. You dont hang stockings. You hang upside down candy canes as a statement. Respect. The Details: Heavy metal style red text reading "HAIL SANTA" with a horns hand gesture and a snowflake replacing the pentagram, in red and black ink. The Fit & Fabric: Style: Unisex Boyfriend cut (relaxed fit). Material: Super soft 100% Airlume ring spun combed cotton. (Heather styles: 52 48 cotton poly