Soft Hair - T-Shirt RGB CMYK joke The design features bold distressed

The design features bold distressed text reading “I identify as a helium atom — my pronoun is He” with a small atomic symbol replacing the “o

Some just bend around gravity and come back

Celebrate the most famous anomaly in radio astronomy with this Wow

Perfect for biology nerds

✔ Anyone who appreciates molecular sarcasm

Soft Hair - T-Shirt RGB CMYK joke The design features bold distressedSoft Hair by Event Horizon In classical physics, black holes were said to have no hair. Modern theory suggests otherwise. This vintage inspired design reimagines the soft hair concept as a 1970s beauty advertisement because apparently, even black holes deserve proper conditioning. Minimal. Clean. Dead serious. A perfect circle of cosmic darkness, surrounded by impossibly soft, salon level volume. Below it, a fictional product bottle from Event Horizon